Re: FLASH: You (john and mary) -- well in that case.... (long)

[james]

Well in that case:


"Please accept with no obligation, implied or

implicit, my best wishes for

an environmentally conscious, socially responsible,

low stress,

non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the

winter solstice holiday,

practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the

religious persuasion

of your choice, or secular practices of your choice,

with respect for the

religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of

others, or their choice

not to practice religious or secular traditions at

all.


May you have a fiscally successful, personally

fulfilling, and medically

uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the

generally accepted calendar

year 2000, but not without due respect for the

calendars of choice of other

cultures whose contributions to society have helped

make America great, (not

to imply that Canada is necessarily greater than any

other country or is the

only "Canada" in the western hemisphere), and without

regard to the race,

creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith,

choice of computer

platform, or sexual orientation of the wishee.


By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these

terms. This greeting is

subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely

transferable with no

alteration to the original greeting. It implies no

promise by the wisher to

actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself

or others, and is void

where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole

discretion of the

wisher.


This wish is warranted to perform as expected within

the usual application

of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the

issuance of a

subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first,

and warranty is limited

to a replacement of this wish or issuance of a new

wish at the sole

discretion of the wisher."



James

// gettin' all technical....




> >> Go to HELL!!

> >> Theres not only jesus in this world now is it?

> >> Think twice john and mary!

> >> 


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