Re: FLASH: Free Search Engine Insurance

[Jim Curry]

cut the admailings!  I don't think this is apropo!

ashleymail [dot] chinwag [dot] com

 wrote:

> 

> FREE 3 MONTHS OF 1ST PAGE "SEARCH ENGINE PROTECTION"

> By Dr. Kimberly Ashley, senior partner, phone number below.

> ***********************************************

> 

> DEFINITION: (3 months FREE trial) A 1999 January report states

> that over 90% of Internet businesses go broke when not on the

> first page of the search engines.

> 

> Search engine 1st page protection is an insurance policy to

> protect your business from NOT having or loosing search engine

> first page positions.  Search engine insurance protects your

> first page positions, year in and year out. Regardless of how the

> search engines may change their rules, your business is

> protected.

> 

> Search engine insurance assures the future growth and stability

> of your business and removes the risk and anxiety of loosing your

> search engine positions. We protect you if you already have good

> position and want to keep it. We can also obtain first page

> positions for you and protect them. There is no risk to you.

> "Search Engine Insurance" takes all the risk.

> 

> For the next 3 days we are offering 3 months of FREE first page

> insurance. After 3 months you pay only a low monthly rate for

> your peace of mind and business security. This 3 month FREE

> offering is intended to demonstrate the value to your business of

> being on the first page of search engines. (There is a small

> charge for Set-up. During this special offering, set-up is just

> 35% of the regular cost).

> 

> Call 805 647 9275 for information, questions, or to get your FREE

> 3 months of Insurance. (Set-up is extra and just 35% of our

> regular cost)

> 

>  FOLLOW THESE FOUR STEPS TO RECEIVE OUR FREE FIRST PAGE INSURANCE

> OFFER

> 

> STEP ONE: CALL "Search Engine Insurance": 805 647 9275. Be

> prepared to give us the address (URL) of the web site you would

> like to see on the first page of the search engines.

> 

> STEP TWO: We will evaluate your site and call you right back.

> This is at no charge of course. We reserve the right to refuse

> service for any reason including but not limited to selling any

> product or service that we consider damaging to our other insured

> customers.

> 

> 3. After we call you back with our evaluation of your site we

> will give you

> our URL, e-mail address, and answer all your questions.

> 

> Call today to find out more about an essential service that could

> make

> your business on the web prosper, no matter what changes the

> search engines make in the future!

> 

> CALL "SEARCH ENGINE INSURANCE" TODAY and BE #1 TOMMORROW!!

> 805 647 9275

> 

> ********************************************************

> $500.00 REWARD IF THE SENDER OF THIS LETTER SLIPS UP and mails

> you a 2nd time. (Rules Below)

> 

> SENT BY "AAA FRIENDLY SERVER". (For information about mailing for

> your business call 805 647 9275)

> 

> "Search Engine Insurance" senior partner: Dr. Kimberly Ashley,

> (Doctorate in computer programming, Graduated in 1997 at the age

> of 23. Lectures world wide on search engine spider technology and

> programming.)

> 

> "Director of Sales: Ron Coultrup, Dr. Kimberly Ashley's half

> brother.

> 

> THIS IS A SINGLE TIME HIGHLY SELECTIVE SENDING.

> 

> $500 REWARD RULES BY "AAA FRIENDLY SERVER": You must have our

> "Proof of Notification Receipt" which you will receive as Web

> Fusion's acknowledgement to your request. This offer only applies

> to Internic Registered Domain Names. We challenge other to follow

> our example of honesty and integrity by backing up their words up

> with dollars.

> 

> Contact Us. Call 805 647 9275, write AGIT in the "subject box"

> and click return, or fax to 805 647-6871. Fax or phone is the

> preferred method. Electronic mail sometimes fails due to

> conditions beyond our control. The purpose of this letter is to

> offer " first page search engine insurance". 1672 San Joaquin,

> Vent. CA 93004

> 

> Call us TODAY 805 647 9275.

> 

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> "AAA FRIENDLY SERVER" complies with state and US Regulatory

> Standards for mail

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