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Subject: Re: FLASH: No more demo FLAs
From: William Skyvington
Date: Sun, 6 Feb 2000 12:29:58 GMT

The Flash Brain has honored me by an evocation:

>the best way to deal with such incitful morons

I'm capable of recognizing morons, dear Branden. I detect them, most
often, by the quality and nature of what they say. Talk to me, as it
were, and I'll tell you who you are. But I've interrogated all my
English and French dictionaries re "incitful". To no avail. So I'm
awaiting a kind word from you to tell me what this insult really
means.

Let's be serious. The thing that infuriates me (translated into
mockery in my recent post, which was received as such by an
alarmingly small group of readers) is that Macromedia puts out a
product with lousy documentation, and that low-talented Brandens jump
onto the bandwaggon with free tutorials. (I have never read those of
Branden. Maybe this is a gap in my culture, which I don't specially
intend to repair.) The snake-oil non-professional merchants then get
into action. Branden can't write, as we all agree, but he's Yankee
enough, for example, to know how to attach a registration symbol to
the word Tupperware that plays a part in the wishy-washy prose of his
brain article. This irritates me. His article is hogwash. But Branden
takes himself seriously, even to the point of complaining publicly
about offenders who might have stolen his "code".

Here's what I have to say, seriously,
at a first level
(with no attached sarcasm of any kind whatsoever):

- If audiences of this list are incapable of detecting irony,
then maybe I should give up.

- In fact, deceived, I GIVE UP. I won't post anything more
to this list. I intend to unsubscribe...

- Branden, if you think you're a genius and
you don't want people to steal your fabulous creations (?),
then simply shut your mouth. Don't publish anything...





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Replies
  Re: FLASH: No more demo FLAs, 2Nerotik
  Re: FLASH: No more demo FLAs, Branden Hall
  Re: FLASH: No more demo FLAs <OT>, Markus Gut
  Re: FLASH: No more demo FLAs, Waldo Smeets

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  RE: FLASH: No more demo FLAs, Eric Dunham
  Re: FLASH: No more demo FLAs, Branden Hall

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