Re: FLASH: The saucers didn't come

[unique]

At the exact moment of 2000.01.18.17.41, her/his local time, Marc Hoffman,

Poison Dart Frog Media <

maildartfrogmedia [dot] com

> put forth:


> At 03:46 PM 1/18/00 , you wrote:

> 

> >I talked my wife into selling our house, cars and all our belongings and 

> >sent all the proceeds along with our savings to a UFO cult in Dallas we 

> >belong to that promised we would be raptured up to the pleasure saucers on 

> >X-Day.  Needless to say, the saucers didn't come and now we're screwed. 

> >Does anyone know where I can get a free computer and a cracked copy of flash

4?

> 

> I can get you the free computer and a preview version of flash6.5.  Send me 

> a cashier's check for $875.00 to cover the flash and I'll be in touch with 

> you about shipping and delivery of the computer. I know that's not free, 

> but you will be so far ahead of the rest of the pack you'll be a 

> millionaire in under six weeks. Ed McMahon told me so, and you can trust him.

> 

> Don't forget to make it a cashier's check, payable to "cash."

> 

> And be careful about those cults, I hear some of them are not trustworthy!


I feel it only fair to mention that I can confirm that everything that Marc has

promised here is every bit as true as it possibly could be.


HTH,


Ken Sherwood


                         *zenkat: the Flash trailer*

                    http://www.kensherwood.com/zenkat.htm


kensherwood.com

http://www.kensherwood.com





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