re[2]: UKNM: Waitrose man in The Guardian

[pete bresser]

  >Don't bother with the camera, just stick a datatag device into it, same

as

  >on motorbikes.


  >Alarm sounds at BearBox HQ, who tell the police over the Bear phone, who

  >track the box (quite possibly in Panda cars) to white van man's

underground

  >lair. :-)


You're 'aving a laugh, arn't you? The Police arn't interested in some poxy

box, half filled with some dinky's weekend bloatfest - with or without

twelve bottles of Chardonney.


Police response: ' Thank you for bring that to our attention. Please take a

crime number and wait in line... NEXT!'



Regards


Pete Bresser

Visionet New Media Marketing Ltd.

Company No. 3699279 Registered in the UK

See us on the web - http://www.visionet.co.uk

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