Re: UKNM: top 10 client questions

[Tim Ireland]

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From: Ian Fenn <

ianchopstix [dot] co [dot] uk

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Sent: 07 January 2000 02:09

Subject: Re: UKNM: top 10 client questions



 > Jo wrote:

 >  >Credit control... the bane of the small business and the freelancer.

Any

 >  >interesting/unusual suggestions for "how to extract cheques out of

awkward

 >  >clients" ?   :)

 >

 > I normally find that welding my Chinese cleaver in their direction works

 > wonders!


I once had a boss who recommended the following technique:


1. Direct kick to bollocks

2. When client is down, kneel on their chest and grip nose firmly between

1st and 2nd knuckles a'la 'The Three Stooges'

3. Extract cheque with thanks


Tim Ireland

Senior Copywriter, Designercity (www.designercity.com)

http://www.buymybook.co.uk/



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