UKNM: Speak of the devil

[Tim Ireland]

Do they really believe this stuff?


My TOP 5 Spam statements of all time:


5 - * Saving rainforests through emarketing *

4 - Note: This is not bulk or 'spam' e-mail. (In other words, "your address

has been hand-picked to receive this unsolicited email"... it's still spam,

baby.)

3 - Please don't complain to (mailserver) as the account will be shut down

and we will not be able to honour 'unsubscribe' requests.

2 - Hey, I just found this! (Insert link their own site...)


And my long time personal favourite:

1 - Get Paid for Surfing the Web!


Tim Ireland

www.designercity.com

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www.buymybook.co.uk


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