RE: UKNM: cheque .v. credit card.

[Wallace, Darren]

Here you go...


The world is full of small children, many of them are very small and all of

them are under the age of 18*. This organisation exists to help small

children, whatever their origin, religion, ethnic background, financial

standing, sex, sexual orientation, size (providing they are small), age

(providing that they are under 18*) or intelligence quota. This special

appeal aims to give deserving kids a better chance in life by helping them

to have a better chance in life. If you really care about small children you

should help us to help them.


We're not asking you to part with any of your money (we know how hard you've

worked - you've earned it!), but just to spare a thought and one or two of

your smallest children.


Please send your children (by registered post only please) to:


Almagamated Mining Corp Inc

Unit 57

SweatShop Industrial Park

South East Asia


* Except in countries where the age of maturity is 21. Generally speaking

children between the ages of 18 and 21 are not that small and would not be

of interest to us (it's all a question of pit prop sizes).


> -----Original Message-----

>

From: Tim [dot] Haywardjwt [dot] com [Tim [dot] Haywardjwt [dot] com (mailto:Tim [dot] Haywardjwt [dot] com)]

> Sent: 25 July 2000 12:13

>

To: uk-netmarketingchinwag [dot] com

> Subject: Re: UKNM: cheque .v. credit card.

>

>

> I want to start a site that gives away a domain name to

> anyone with a good

> site

> and funds itself by charging nine million quid and slavery of

> the firstborn

> to

> anyone attempting to speculate.



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