Re: FLASH: New webpage!!

[Nigel Randsley-Pena]

Webmaster wrote:

> 

> oh I know i'm gonna start a flame war with this one


Dear Webmaster:


In re to your flame attempt I would like to set the record straight.

After consulting the latest statistics on crashes I have confirmed that

Mac's are in fact less likely to suffer from a crash. The highest values

come from the group of CA webmasters with no experience in MAC's.

It has been also proved that consumption of scotch, typical of MAC's

does not lead to crashes, but large consumption of warm cola and pizza

typical of webmasters has a positive effect on the occurence of said

crashes ( r=0.9 +-0.05 at 95%)


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