UKNM: How to market porn...

[Silas Denyer]

Thought these might amuse. From www.it-director.com:


  Getting into the Christmas spirit is Canadian based porn site TorontoErotica.com. The site's sponsors Pink4Free has agreed to give 75 cents to the Toronto charity United Way for every new member of the site. Anyone wanting to do their bit should be aware that the offer ends on Christmas Eve. 


  If all this talk of sex is too much for you then perhaps you should take a look at furnitureporn.com. This site offers "hot triple chair XXX chair on chair action" and is an absolute must for all lovers of draylon and fine upholstery.


Right, I'm just off to cuddle up for the afternoon with my oh-so-sensual deckchair...


Silas Denyer

Director, Turns Ltd

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silas [dot] denyerturns [dot] net

t. 07956 661902


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