FLASH: Re: [FLASHmacromedia] PRELOADERS [was: "the matinee site discussion"]

[Wayne Pennell \( Web Master \)]

Nahh just optimize!  * unguard *   *probe* *poke*


My opinion is that a Jolly rancher can solve pre-loading by grabing a great

looking woman and swaping the cany back and for with a great kiss to pass

the time.....


Another use for a jolly Rancher ...   dunta dunta dua JOLLY RANCHER!


Sorry for OT burst had to do it hehe.


Wayne Pennell


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Sent: Friday, July 21, 2000 12:39 PM

Subject: [FLASHmacromedia] PRELOADERS [was: "the matinee site discussion"]



> At 11.33 -0700 2000.07.20, Steve Plake wrote (to the FLASHmacromedia

list):

>

> >MY opinion sucks most.

>

> NO!

>

> NO-NO-NO!

>

> *MY* opinion sucks most.

>

> "My name is Kenny Sherwood and MY opinion SUCKS MOST."

>

> "Thank you for yer support."

>

> AND: I'm willing to duel *to-the-death* with you about this matter, Steve!

>

> Select our weapons!

>

> >I think over all the 8 second rule is good to abide by, I dont think

> >that it is scripture.  BUT if people have to wait make sure that

> >what they have been waiting for is worth it.

>

> BUTBUTBUT: "They" have NO WAY of *KNOWING* whether "what they have

> been waiting for" WILL or WILL NOT be "worth it".

>

> *Please Folks*:

> Give *everyone* a break.

> TAKE the minimal time necessary to come up with a DECENT Preloader System!

>

> For example, if ya have a 1-meg Flash site, try givin' us a 10K

> pre-preloader (NO, don't just pump up a "Loading" message that only

> insults my and everyones' intelligence) that leads into a 100K

> preloader (*loaded* by now! :-) ).

>

> I.e., ya can stack a pre-preloader in-fronta a preloader; etc.

>

> Bottom Line IMO: PLEASE keep "me" (John Q. Public) *entertained*

> during the loading process. Otherwise I'll **LEAVE** and WILL *NEVER

> SEE* yer "Beautiful Creation".

>

> Alternative END RESULT: People end up thinking/believing that Flash

*sucketh*.

>

> Makes Sense?

>

> To do this will NET you *SO* many more Happy Customers (those Sacred

> Folks who send you those Precious Checks) that it may blow your mind.

>

> Howzabout we all do what we can to *support* Flash bein' as

> User-Friendly as it can possibly be? If for nothing else, just outta

> RESPECT fer yer fellow Flashers.

>

> *Back-offa SoapBox* but only for a nonce or so,

>

> Kenny Sherwood

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> http://kensherwood.com

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